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Laugh out loud! Where do hampsters go on vacation?


Have some road trip humor.

You’re just trying to get from A to B safely and your precious passengers are intent on causing a backseat brawl at best. Fully regretting your decision to go tech-free, you’re now wishing you bought them i-pads, a Nintendo or anything to stop the noise. Before you hand over your i-phones to the little darlings, why not turn around and hit them with this family-friendly travel-jokes, guaranteed to spark the fun on the ride.


1. How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They always pack their own trunk!


2. Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

She heard they had great broom service!


3. Where do sharks go on vacation?

Finland!


4. Where do sheep go on vacation?

The Baaa-hamas!


5. Where do hamsters go on vacation?

Hamsterdam!


6. What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer’s day?

Croak-a-Cola!


7. How do rabbits get to their holiday destination?

By hare-plane!


8. What did the pig say on the beach?

I’m bacon!


9. Riddle: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

Answer: A stamp!


Riddle: Where can you find an ocean without water?

Answer: On a map!


10. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Europe Europe who?

No, you are!


11. What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician?

A flying sorcerer!


12. Where do cows go on vacation?